The Magic Lamp

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“I wish to make something clear…”

The Genie, lacking the time or desire to wait for further instructions, granted the man the ability to make gelatinous, transparent turds.

The End.

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7 Responses to “The Magic Lamp”

  1. seth huerta Says:

    …so you could use the turd as lubricant. genius!

  2. Angel Villanueva Says:

    Knock yourself out. He didn’t make them odorless.

  3. Craig Says:

    I’m surpised he didn’t reply “But you already do, every time you pee!”

  4. Rawland Covey Says:

    LOL, and here I thought that Genie’s were patient!

  5. Lia Says:

    *teehee*

  6. George L Says:

    Jaaaa jaaaa… Good one.

  7. Ari El Says:

    lmao wtf?

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